Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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