I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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