lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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