Dual....:-)
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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