Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize