You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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