You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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