dude i'm inner monologue high
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My liver just had a heart attack.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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