Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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