My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Lo siento on account of my penis...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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