How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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