It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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