Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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