I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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