i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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