I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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