Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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