Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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