Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize