wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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