your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
