I want to stick my p in your. b.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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