I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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