Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Ambien. No doubt about it.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
