You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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