Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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