There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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