Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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