I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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