Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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