I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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