would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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