It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
love makes seman taste better
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize