I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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