There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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