birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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