I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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