first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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