you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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