I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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