I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
