Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You ruined the universe
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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