I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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