We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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