I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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