You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
