ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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