I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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