If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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