Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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