i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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