just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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