Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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